Here at Cambridge Punters we have been closed since March, and since then our position has been absolutely clear:
We will not reopen until either it is safe to do so, or someone gets us drunk.
So we are pleased to announce that from July 4th, as the pubs around the U.K. reopen, we will be offering a limited, private tour only, service. This can be booked online, on the phone, or via one of our sales team on Quayside.
Boats will be cleaned between tours, and staff will be wearing PPE fashioned by our in-house fashion consultant, Jules. Staff will also be subject to routine daily health checks. Any staff member found to have a temperature will be humanely destroyed.
Naturally, many of our summer hen night bookings have written in to ask us whether they will still be able to make their chauffeur strip during the tour: The answer is that everything can come off except for the face mask.
There are hand-washing facilities available on the Quayside and we will make available hand-sanitiser for customer use before and after boarding.
We do not provide PPE for customers, and believe that being in a clean, outdoor environment with members of your social bubble is a safe activity. However we do encourage people to bring face masks to help protect our staff as well as other members of the public using the Quayside and river.
We hope to see you this weekend, and invite you to contact us if you have any questions regarding your visit.